Hater's Product of the Month: Wheelbone

By Hater McHancock

On display at ASR this year was a fantastic piece of equipment, if you’re into bondage and skateboarding, or if you just need something to toss around with the dog. It’s not even easy to put on. “Super-easy to fit…” If super-easy to fit meant acquiring a hernia in the process, then they were right.“Made from lightweight, ultra strong polyurethane…” Exactly. It’s made from the same shit that your wheels are made from. Try stretching your wheel so that you can fit a bat through it.

So, if you’re going to use Wheelbone, make sure you have a buddy or two to help put it on, then take turns doing ollies to primo, and when you’re done, punch yourself in the nuts. The upside is that the website features a bone rocking back and forth, and when you scroll over it, it stops and says, “Get your bone on!” Hell yeah!

Ciao, bros!